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gayblowjob:

things that annoy me:

  • you are too pretty to be a lesbian?????
  • are you sure you’re gay????
  • you haven’t found the right guy yet??????
  • it’s a phase??????
  • your gf is a tomboy/butch/masculine so you must actually want dick?????
  • my dick will make you straight????
  • you don’t look like a lesbian?????
  • lesbian sex is just licking and scissoring????

awesomephilia:

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bb

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

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You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

officialalltimelow:

I picked joining Tumblr and staying active on here because: 

  1. I’m not attractive enough to be a Youtuber
  2. Not popular enough for twitter
  3. Facebook is dumb

foshiizzzle:

when me and the bae live together she dont ever gotta wear pants if she doesnt want to